Fuck. I remembered the templates. Grabbed one and just started filling in the holes. Ported it into MailChimp and hit SEND.
48 hours later had over $80k in sales. Holy fuck. The comic is a fucking genius. To make sure it wasn't a fluke, sent another email on another campaign with another of Ian's templates, and the conversion was 3x our already healthy conversion was.
I'm a believer. Ian knows his shit. Buy his shit. Rock your shit.